People always warn you that having kids changes everything. You nod and smile and think, "It can't be THAT bad, can it?" Truth is, parenting is a crazier ride than anyone can begin to explain. Teaching tiny humans how to human is seriously a challenge.
Her name is not Simba.
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I'd be more concerned with the badger biting back.
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They don't taste as good as they smell.
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Every single time.
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One is more than enough.
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Same with colored pencils.
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Oh no …
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And don't run with them either!
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I don't even want to know why.
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Ouch.
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That's just wrong.
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They prefer the water.
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It might be time to call a priest.
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Eating it is way more fun.
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Leave that little guy alone!
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Noses are not food.
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Especially in public.
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Definitely not.
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That won't fly in the real world.
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